Hey Neil, come here. Have you heard the latest
gossip? Well, it turns out Sue is having an affair with Mike. I know - she’s
only been married two years. Don’t tell anyone, you know. I don’t like to
spread gossip.
I’ve got the juiciest bit of gossip ever, but
obviously you didn’t hear it from me. You know Mike and you know Sue? They’re
seeing each other!
Listen, don’t tell anyone else, ok,
because if word gets out people will know it’s me who told you, but the thing
is, have you heard about Mike? Well, wait till I tell you, you’ll never guess
what I saw last week. I was just coming out of the building and they were having
a huge snog. Can you believe it?
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